Now pouring · Batch 001

Protein that slaps.

30g of clear protein in a fizzy juice can. No chalk. No shaker bottle. No “why does this taste like drywall.” Just crack, sip, recover.

Pick your flavor wait… how?

now pouring → Mango Mayhem

30G
PROTEIN NO
CHALK ✦ FIZZY ✦ 0g added
sugar *chug chug chug*
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the lineup

Pick your poison.
(it’s protein.)

Five flavors. Each one hits 30g. Hover to tilt, shake to fizz, add to cart to flex.

the science-ish

It’s a protein shake
that glowed up.

01

Clear protein, filtered hard

We use clear whey isolate. It’s filtered until it’s basically invisible, so it dissolves like it was never there. No milkiness, no sludge.

02

Real fruit, light fizz

Actual fruit juice and a gentle sparkle. Bright enough to be a treat, light enough that your stomach doesn’t file a complaint.

03

Crack. Sip. Recover.

No scooping, no shaking, no crusty bottle in your gym bag. Crack it cold after a lift or a game, or just whenever.

0g

protein per can

0g

added sugar

0cal

light, not lame

0%

chalk-free, guaranteed

drag it

The old way vs. the juiced way

The chalky shake

  • 😐 Tastes like wet cardboard
  • 🫠 Lumps that fight back
  • 🧪 A shaker bottle that smells like regret
  • ⏳ 3 minutes of shaking at the gym

JUICED.

  • 🤤 Tastes like summer break
  • 🫧 Crisp, clear and fizzy
  • 🥫 Fits in your hand, your bag, your aesthetic
  • ⚡ 30g in about 30 seconds

vibe check

Which flavor are you?

Four questions. Zero judgment. Okay, a little judgment.

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questions

Okay but how tho?

How does a juice have 30g of protein?

Clear whey isolate. It’s whey protein that gets filtered and acidified until it’s see-through and thin like juice instead of thick like a milkshake. That’s how it mixes into something fizzy and fruity.

Does it taste like protein?

That was the whole point. No chalk, no grit, no mystery aftertaste. It tastes like a light sparkling juice that happens to be doing a lot of work.

Is it carbonated?

Lightly. Enough to be refreshing, not so much that you’re burping through your cooldown.

Is it only for gym people?

Nope. It’s for anyone who wants more protein without drinking a milkshake: athletes, students, busy people, snack people, you.

When can I buy it?

Drop 001 is coming soon. Join the list and you’ll hear first, along with early-bird pricing.